Ummmmmmmm it really does make you worry for the sanity of these people.
The Watchtower January 15, 2000 You Can Know The Future! (Divination?)
P18 Para 17, the question is: How did certain brothers in El Salvodor use ingenuity to preach to a man who at first did not want to hear the Kingdom message?
17 In El Salvodor, one man tied his vicious dog in front of the door whenever he saw Jehovah's Witnesses nearby. The man would wait for the Witnesses to move on, and then he would bring the dog back into the house. The brothers were never able to speak to the man. So one day they decided to try a different approach. Knowing that the man could hear what they were saying, they decided to preach to the dog. They came to the house, greeted the dog, (and get this), and said how glad they were for the opportunity to speak to it. They talked about the time when there would be a paradise on earth, when no one would be angry-yes, when even the animals would be peaceable. Then they said a polite good-bye to the dog, (oh my giddy aunt), and started down the path. Much to their surprise, the man came out of his house and apologised for never having given the Witnesses the opportunity to speak to him. He accepted the magazines, and a Bible study was started. This man is now our brother-one of the "desirable things"!
Brackets my own.
W-H-A-TTTTTTTTT!!!!!?????
Thankyou WT though for the laugh, yeah right on.
Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahhaahaha
Peace and WhatKnot, WhatKnot indeed.
Celtic