Finally all the proof you'll ever need that Jesus was black !!!!

caliber 14 years ago

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business
2. He
lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do

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miseryloveselders 14 years ago

Good stuff, LOL.

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VIII 14 years ago

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tec 14 years ago

Cute

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mrsjones5 14 years ago

I like the last three

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caliber 14 years ago

I like the last three

you're going with the women over the black Jesus idea ?? hahahaha !

I'm thinking you might be a tad biased to women in these things !! hahahah !

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mrsjones5 14 years ago

I'm thinking you might be a tad biased to women

Duh, maybe because I am one. But really I don't get up every morning and look in the bathroom mirror and think to myself "Damn, I'm black?!" but I do shower every morning and it's kinda hard not to forget I am a woman.

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