Finally all the proof you'll ever need that Jesus was black !!!!

by caliber 13 Replies latest social humour

  • caliber
    caliber

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
    1. He called everyone "brother"
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Fathers business
    2. He
    lived at home until he was 33
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands
    2. He had wine with every meal
    3. He used olive oil
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion
    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married
    2. He was always telling stories
    3. He loved green pastures
    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
    3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do

  • miseryloveselders
    miseryloveselders

    Good stuff, LOL.

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  • tec
    tec

    Cute :)

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I like the last three

  • caliber
    caliber

    I like the last three
    you're going with the women over the black Jesus idea ?? hahahaha !

    I'm thinking you might be a tad biased to women in these things !! hahahah !

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I'm thinking you might be a tad biased to women

    Duh, maybe because I am one. But really I don't get up every morning and look in the bathroom mirror and think to myself "Damn, I'm black?!" but I do shower every morning and it's kinda hard not to forget I am a woman.

  • caliber
    caliber

    I promise I won't look Ethel !!!!! h ha ha ha ha !! Yeap all the proof you'll ever need right there

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Where is JCanon? He had a photo to prove it

  • Black Sheep

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