Hurry up with your personal study, it's almost time for your beating!

by Mr. Falcon 25 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    From time to time we read faith-strengthening experiences of brothers and sisters who undergo ferocious persecution while maintianing their integrity. Even when faced with torture and death, these valiant martyrs "hold fast" to the source of their real strength, which is........

    .......Watchtower publications???

    Here's a gem that was shared with me, and now I have the honor of relating it to you all. I hope you all are as moved as I was. It goes like this:

    There once was a young girl (no age given) who was imprisoned (no location given) for being one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Everyday, she was horribly beaten by her guards. Incredibly, she endured these beatings and didn't even feel the blows. The reason for this was that she had Watchtower literature in her cell which she would study diligently everyday. Well, one day she decided to take a break from the studying and instead read a regular novel. This proved to be a poor choice, because on the day which she neglected study for a fictional novel, she FELT every blow.

    This made her be determined to NEVER neglect her study or pick up a non-Watchtower publication ever again.

    The JW who told related this "experience" did it so convincingly that all the other JWs present shook their heads and were amazed. I, unfortunatly, experienced confusion instead of amazement. I was perplexed as to how she could have literature in her cell that she could study if she was under such oppressive prison conditions. Likewise, I'm assuming that the guards took a 10-minute break in between beatings so she could run down to the prison library to check out a copy of To Kill A Mockingbird.

    Anywho, I want to share this experience with you all. I hope you found it encouraging.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    Are they telling us the truth? I do not know.

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    WTH

    I guess you really need to wake up to smell the bullsheat

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    There are so many bullshit "experiences" circulating through JWdom. I'm sure the same thing happens in other cults too.

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    I know the guard who was blocking her cell, he was an atheist who hated god and the gb (dont ask me how those 2) so one day he was thinking his regular thoughts against God and the GB when suddenly he felt a shock in his head and for 43 seconds he got blinded. those 43 seconds where exactly the time needed for an angel to open the prision cell and give the lil sister her books and magazines... doesnt that show how atheist a evil, and angels very very smart and helpful? (mat 24:14)

  • Mad Sweeney
  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    I love how the JWs who tell these stupid "true" experiences always tell it to an audience of other JWs in a way that is meant to sound really "faith-strenghthening".

    "Wow, those experiences that Sister Fellayeshee-Oh told were so amazing and encouraging, weren't they?"

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    You just KNOW half the room has their bullshit alarms going off but none of them have the independence to say anything.

    We really need a thread about socialization, fetishes, and rituals.

  • Mary
    Mary
    There once was a young girl (no age given) who was imprisoned (no location given) for being one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Everyday, she was horribly beaten by her guards. Incredibly, she endured these beatings and didn't even feel the blows. The reason for this was that she had Watchtower literature in her cell which she would study diligently everyday. Well, one day she decided to take a break from the studying and instead read a regular novel. This proved to be a poor choice, because on the day which she neglected study for a fictional novel, she FELT every blow.

    Wow! The only thing missing on this sister was a red cape and yellow boots!

    Actually, I'm wondering if this nameless 'young girl' was related to a sister by the name of 'Roxanna':

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/203462/1/December-15th-WT-gives-example-of-sister-who-quit-her-job-so-she-could-go-to-an-convention

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    Just an idea. Maybe one of us, with time to kill, can make up one of these stories with a hidden message in it. Then we can spread it through JW land.

    The first letter of each sentence could spell out BULLSHIT or something. Arnold the Great, Governor of California, once did something similar in a memo he sent to Democratic lawmakers.

    The above example did not use the first letter of each sentence; that would take far more imagination; but it would be necessary to do so because, since such a message on our part will be cut and pasted and also texted throughout JW land, the position of the text will change.

    Anyway, once it circulates throughout JW land, one of us "demooonz" could inform them of the cryptogram's true message.

    Villabolo

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