Questions that keep me awake at night . . .
by Slave4_38y 12 Replies latest social humour
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JeffT
No. One trillion lions weigh 500,000,000,000,000,000 pounds
The sun weighs 4,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds
Go back to bed.
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OnTheWayOut
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you need to use a silencer?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
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cappytan
JeffT: What about a trillion lions with lasers on their heads? Could they beat the sun then? -
Slave4_38y
What about a trillion lions with lasers on their heads, smothered in sunblock? -
Heaven
And I lose sleep over whether I am going to have a job or not. -
Slave4_38y
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you need to use a silencer?
OTWO, I guess you have to on account of potential witnesses. But if you shoot a mime in the forest, does he make a sound? Also, If you have an argument in the forest without your wife present, are you still wrong?
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Hairtrigger
Do we have the porn to get those lions horny enough to copulate to a trillion? -
Oubliette
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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flamegrilled
As long as the lions act in consecutive waves with each wave coming from a new generation, rather than a simultaneous army from the same generation, then the lions can easily win.
They merely need to attack in groups of 100, and wait for a full generation before the next attack.
The average lifespan of a lion is at least 10 years in the wild. Splitting into these generational waves of 100 lions will subject the sun to 500,000,000 attacks before it burns out in 5 billion years.
And there will still be 950,000,000,000 lions remaining to rule the universe (although they'll be a bit chilly unless they move on).