I mostly like the concept of quoting the Bible to prove that one should not read the Bible.
Oh, I totally forgot that this referred to the new article, that hadn't been translated at that time =)
Here is it now: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/humour/206137/1/The-Witchtower-Online-Edition-Daily-Bible-Reading-Can-It-Be-Harmful-to-My-Health