"All generalizations are false, including this one."

by Mr. Falcon 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Mr. Falcon

  yo........

  The guy who gave the Memorial Talk made this comment about people's belief that the dead go to heaven:

  Speaker: .... so this leads to the question - What happens to those who have died? Are they up in heaven, floating around on a cloud and playing a harp?

  *JWs in audience start cracking up*

  ummm.... wow. considering there were non-JWs in the audience, I thought it was a bit on the tasteless side to publicly laugh at a persons belief that their loved one is in heaven.

  

  Stay classy, J-dubbs.
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  the pharmer

  (marking)
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  SweetBabyCheezits

  This thread from way back in Mr. Falcon's MS years deserves a good bumping, if only for it's outstanding imagery. To quote the man himself (and Virginia Slims), you've come a long way, baby.
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  satinka

  Yup, I too have seen the jar of rocks illustration---years ago, as I have not attended since 2000.

  I have noticed that the elders mostly have rocks in their heads. No room for much else, sadly.

  satinka
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  Gothicus
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  Mr. Falcon

  thanks Cheez for the re-runs of *sigh*................. "Classic Mr. Falcon"

  
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  00DAD

  Generalizations are generally true, and exceptions are what make them a rule!