LOL. Advise for youths on the May 15 2011 Watchtower

by dgp 15 Replies latest social humour

  • dgp
    dgp

    In the Watchtower of May 15, 2011, youths are advised like this:

    "Keep your eyes on the things unseen".

    (Page 10).

    Why? "Because the things unseen are everlasting".

    and

    The things unseen include Kingdom blessings.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    it does not surprise me they would say something like this since I have been in the Watchtower since birth.

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Ha, now where is that thing unseen so I can keep my eye on it!

    No wonder Armageddon hasn't ever happened. The Kingdom blessings are things unseen and unfortunately they won't become seen things because the unseen things are everlasting.

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    Isn't: "keep you r eyes on things unseen" an oxymoron to begin with?

    Keep your hands on the steering wheel you can't touch, listen for the sound you'd never hear...yeah, makes lots of sense...

    Morons...

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    I forsee that 37% atrition rate declining in the coming years.

  • Yan Bibiyan
    Yan Bibiyan

    White Dove, I think you just said you foresee the retention rate going up (if atrition is declining).

    I certainly hope not!

  • wasblind
  • Broken Promises
    Broken Promises

    It's obvious the writers haven't spoken to a normal teenager since the 50s.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Yep, I would have to agree.

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    LOL wasblind!

    V665V665

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