Are you a true apostate?
Well are you?
Heres a test that has been put together by the worlds top scientists to determine your true level of apostateness.
You recieve the latest Watchtower and Awake do you,
A.Devour its contents eagerly.
B.Have a look to find the errors.
C.Throw it in the bin.
D.Cover it in petrol, set light to it and dance around praising Satan.
How do yo feel about the elders ?
A.Gifts in men.
B.Just men trying their best but mislead.
C.A pain in the backside
D.Bunch of W*****S
If a Jw called on you would you,
A.Invite him in as you are one too.
B.Have a chat on the door about your different beliefs.
C.Say no thanks and shut the door."W*****S"
D."Yes! this gives me a chance to use that trap door I made under our door step"
If Ruthurford was brought back to life by mad scientists would you,
A.shake him by the hand and complement him on a job well done as president.
B.Have a chat about some concerns you have over his teachings.
C."This is a chance to give that W****R a piece of my mind"
D.Left hook , jab ,jab , hook , Knock Out!!
Witnesses realise they have been too soft on apostates and deside they should be shot, do you,
A.Jump for joy and start shinning your gun.
B."hey this isn't right ,we have to get a campain to stop this"
C.Run for the hills , and plan your attack.
D Uzi out , fully loaded "Here I come Bethalite W*****S!!"
Results.
Mainly
A.Hey youre a J Dub , Get out of here!!
B.You realise the society is wrong and do the best you can to educate people.
C.Strongly opposed
D.Apostate city Arizona you W****R.Let rip.