I have so much spiritual gas from that spolied so called spiritual food over the years...what should I take?

by Joliette 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Anyone? I need to get rid of it.

    When I was a kid, the brothers would always get on stage and talk about what an abudant buffet of spiritual food from Jehovah's table we will receive. When I was a kid I use to take everything so literally, so I would imagine a buffet of ham, chicken, macncheese (the most creamy mac n cheese, candy yams, turkey, corn bread). I used to wish that the brother would finish with the prayer so we could get to old county buffet, so I could get to the literal food.

  • miseryloveselders
  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Miseryloveselder, I think that might just work.

  • transhuman68
    transhuman68

    Try 'The Sins of Scripture' by John Shelby Spong. (HarperCollinsPublishers 2005)

    That should clear up the problem.

  • Retrovirus
    Retrovirus

    a walk?

  • Joliette
  • flipper
    flipper

    JOLIETTE- I would suggest your mind eating up a heaping amount of Steve Hassan's two books - " Combatting Cult Mind Control " & " Releasing the Bonds- Empowering Others to Think for Themselves " . It helped ME free up my " spiritual indigestion " ! Now I'm a free thinking guy whose brain runs regularly without being spoiled anymore ( OR mind controlled ) ! LOL ! Take care

  • Joliette
    Joliette

    Thanks flipper, sure thing!

    I need something to relieve me.

  • finallyfree!
    finallyfree!

    what you need to do is relax and take a shit while reading the latest watchtower or awake. when done, bag the shit (paper bags rip and burn best) proceed to take the bag to your local kingdumb hell and just after the prayer, spark it up and lay a few knocks on the door. proceed to the nearest bushes and watch as elder knowitall and his ms cronies stomp the shit outta that bag. this should clear up that spiritual gas and even cure any spiritual constipation thats probably the root cause.

    repeat until the spiritual gas is gone.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Take a big dump. Get rid of that 'spiritual' $#!+. You'll feel a lot lighter. I know, it's tough to get rid of it all. I know that i have been on the board for yrs. Still, i am able to blend in w 'worldlings' really well, now. It's just here, that i need to come to release, at least for now.

    S

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