Hey God.....

by Mr. Falcon 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    .... you're gonna kill me at Armageddon? Well, go right the freak ahead; you'd be doing me a favor.

  • frigginconfused
    frigginconfused

    Do you have Love in your heart? Are you in pain from the way this world is run? If you could fix it and make it as you think it should be would you still feel this way?

    If so, Then No I will not remove you from the people that deserve to be here.

  • Coffee House Girl
    Coffee House Girl

    I used to say that to myself, and I said it to my JW cousin when she was crying because I wanted to leave...

    now I don't worry about the big "A" because it is nothing under my control & if it is in God's plan, we really don't know the timing of when, it cannot be predicted so there is no sense in giving it too much thought

    I moved on...so should you.

    CHG

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    Sorry but I dont think he can hear you right now. God is busy taking 18000 other prayers per second, most of them are related with "I want"s and a few thank you notes.

    Just imagine hearing "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you", "thank you",... like that for the rest of eternity.

  • DanaBug
    DanaBug

    Eternity and perfection give me goosebumps...and not the good kind.

  • MrFreeze
    MrFreeze

    Trouble in spiritual paradise Mr. Falcon?

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Mr Falcon (to God): .... you're gonna kill me at Armageddon? Well, go right the freak ahead; you'd be doing me a favor.

    God: Yippee Kay-yay MFer!

  • villabolo
    villabolo

    I hope you do absolutely nothing for us.

    You already messed up big time.

    Villabolo

  • flipper
    flipper

    Hey god ! Er, WT society - STOP controlling minds. Pretty simple . Peace out, mr. Flipper

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Luckily, Armageddon is on overlap delay. You probably will be pretty old before it comes. Death will be welcome indeed.

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