by Satanus 10 Replies latest jw friends
Why call him the mathematical masturbater? Because he is self-pleasuring w mathematics. Not that self-pleasuring is wrong, although he probably thinks it is, so maybe he will get a hint from this, but i doubt it. He is the only one in his magical numeric world. He is numerically abusing himself. It's just too bad he insists on having an audience. Maybe it's a cathartic experience for him. In that case, maybe the irritation is worth it.
SS
Well Hot Damn I think you are right Saint Satan but can't you use your powers to get rid of trolls, fundies, and those who practice mathemasturbation? I know we are all here on Simon's Board because this is where we are supposed to be weaping and gnashing our teeth, but come on dude, can't you cut us some slack and just let us have some old fashioned fire and brimstone instead of this dreaded high tech torture of reading these trying posts. Damn, I thought even the Devil had some limit...it just hurts man, it really hurts!
Skipper
POWER, YES, YES, YESSSSS !!!?
Red Meat Rules.
the resurrection
Oh my stars I just made the greatest discovery!
If you take the letters in "obves" and convert them to numbers a=1, b=2 etc you get:
15, 2, 22, 5, 19
Add them all together 15+2+22+5+19=63
Multiply them 15*2*22*5*19=62,700
Alternate multiplying and dividing 15/2*22/5*19=627
Take the first digit out of all of those answers, what do you have? 666
Brinjen
I just knew it.
S
Mathsturbater would have been funnier... or how about arithmetickler?
How about the MATHEMATICBASTER?
S
If I was to go to a bicycling board, and hawk on about my Hog, I'd be politely, but firmly, invited to leave.
If I was to go to a fish board, and droll on about my Parakeets, I'd be politely, but firmly, invited to leave.
A simple solution to an otherwise not very complex issue.
