Misery
Do you want to take it down that road? Really?
Snowbird, Snoozy, MrsJones
by Scully 27 Replies latest jw friends
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mrsjones5
Do you want to take it down that road? Really?
*Mrsjones cracks her fingers to get ready*
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snowbird
Misery needs a wife.
She would bring him to heel in no time.
Syl
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mrsjones5
Yeah, a wife who makes him go out and get tampons and sanitary napkins.
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miseryloveselders
My mother gets hot, and she'll leave windows open, and vents closed. A few years ago, after taking a nap, my pop went to the bathroom I guess to take a dump, and the toilet seat must have felt like Antartica because of the closed vent and open window. He stormed out of the bathroom threatening to unscrew and remove the vents entirely. I thought it was hilarious.
Strange how women get older, and they get hotter, and men get older and colder. Remember old and soon to be deceased King David needed young girls to keep him warm like Hugh Heffner?
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snowbird
1 Kings 1:1-4 King David grew old. The years had caught up with him. Even though they piled blankets on him, he couldn't keep warm. So his servants said to him, "We're going to get a young virgin for our master the king to be at his side and look after him; she'll get in bed with you and arouse our master the king." So they searched the country of Israel for the most ravishing girl they could find; they found Abishag the Shunammite and brought her to the king. The girl was stunningly beautiful; she stayed at his side and looked after the king, but the king did not have sex with her. The Message Bible
No electric blankets in those days.
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Syl
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mrsjones5
My husband says I'm his bed warmer. Yeah, and he's my big ice cube - especially those feet. brrrrrr!
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miseryloveselders
Its good to be king. Only think crackin in my circuit are a bunch of neurotic regular pioneers all on antidepressents.
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Snoozy
Old Ladies= menopause....
Natural assumption?
Is that age bias?
Snoozy..going to check her messages
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Finally-Free
I was pretty sure that you do not wish to be included in our JWN menopause support meetings.
aka: typical hen party.
W