The Evolution of God (page 3)

palmtree67

WOW

I don't know whether to laugh or just......be in shock.

** passes the monkey a banana daiquiri **

shamus100

** slams it back, plants one on plumb-tree ** :D Bellows "ANOTHER!".

Spade

** hugs Spade **

It must be horrible to be so hard done by.

I don't give a damn. I expect nothing less than to witness adults reducing themselves to immature idiots when engaging in a theological discussion because that's the only ace up their sleeve.

I'd like to hear the “Christian” response to the O.P.

palmtree67

** quickly throws bananas, ice and rum into the blender, passes another daiquiri to the monkey and wonders if Spade/Alice/Rachel/Consfearacy really has the power to control Simon **

shamus100

Spade,

You ever kiss a monkey?

shamus100

WHERE'S MY DRINK WOMAN!!!!! >:0

How's that for being a little sexist?

Spade

** quickly throws bananas, ice and rum into the blender, passes another daiquiri to the monkey and wonders if Spade/Alice/Rachel/Consfearacy really has the power to control Simon **

What makes you think I'm trying to control Simon?

palmtree67

I'd like to here the “Christian” response to the O.P.

Do you mean...."hear".....???

shamus100

Until you kiss the monkey, you will never be happy. Just look at me, I'm irresistible!!!!! :D

Let us speak no more of this god this, god that, god did this then that... ** puts finger over Spade's mouth ** let's kiss... don't be frightened sweet kitten...

palmtree67

Whoopsy-doodle, "Spade"!!!

Looks like everyone has figured you out again.

Time to create yet another personality!!

See you next month!

PS

You should really kiss the monkey. It's an experience like none you'll ever have while sitting in your parent's basement, hoping they don't catch you "self-abusing".......

The Evolution of God

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