by cyberjesus 13 Replies latest watchtower bible
So I have been thinking about it. So if anyone here knows a way to get me back in fast... I am going as a undercover agent of Satan... I will. I am gonna make a video showing Gods divine direction in action using apostates.... If I go back in then I will be able to for sure get some family members out....
Let me know
I'll offer up a prayer and a chicken to satan for ya. Heard he likes kentucky fired.
S
Have some kind of crisis or revelation that awakens you to your senses and get ready for a year or so of meetings (with highlighted WT articles) and a lot of remorse and regret and eatin' $h!t. And keep your nose clean all the while.
Oh yeah I could get you in ......... but you'd need to have a lobotomy first, after that it would be easy!!!
c
if you become a peodophile it should be very easy to get back in, good luck!!
i shouldn't laugh at my own jokes but that one tickled me
I want an elder who can write a letter to my mexican congregation and tell them ive been going to meetings for a year... so they meet and then I get reinstated here.... just to bring the video of Gods Divine intervention to many of my family. That would be soo cool. I think I can even make it to elder in the right place within 2 years.
Your spelling and punctuation is far too advanced for eldership . . . smacks of a college education . . . practice using smaller words and include plenty of child-like spelling mistakes . . . you'll blend straight in.
Sorry cyberjesus but you cannot be appointed until five years after your reinstatement. Read your memos.
