Yay! Finally 2 Jdubs at my door.

by cyberjesus 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cyberjesus
    cyberjesus

    oh and I took their magazines and discretly put them inside my home.... just so I can trash them, increasing their printing costs and save someone from reading them.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    the last chat I had with them ended up with them getting aggressive and with them lying.

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    oh and I took their magazines and discretly put them inside my home.... just so I can trash them, increasing their printing costs and save someone from reading them.

    The fact that their laborers pay them effectively neutralizes your plan, sorry.

    -Sab

  • TheClarinetist
    TheClarinetist

    This is a brilliant story... I wish I had half your brains. Lol. Would be interesting if they came back...

  • Alfred
    Alfred

    If they're your typical Jay Dubs, they probably ran back to their group conductor afterwards (at the donut shop) to brag about this wonderful experience and how Jehovah helped them find the appropriate Biblical texts to convince an atheist that the Bible was written by God... after which the group conductor will probably have them comment on this "experience" at the next service meeting... They'll say something like: "thanks to the holy spirit we were able to defend Jehovah's inspired Word" or some other dub-speak...

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    They'll say something like: "thanks to the holy spirit we were able to defend Jehovah's inspired Word" or some other dub-speak...

    That's depressing and comical at the same time.

    -Sab

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Finnally they said they had things to do.....CyberJesus

    JW`s are the only Religious Cult that will Knock on your Door to tell you..

    "They are Too Busy,to Talk to You"..

    "Good Morning."

    "We`re in your neighbourhood today."

    "To tell you,We are Too Busy to Talk to You."

    HouseHolder:"Are you two,Retarted?"

    "No..Neither of us is Retarted."

    "We`re Jehovah`s Witness`s..Good-Bye!"

    .................... ...OUTLAW

  • undercover
    undercover

    Oh well...there's an hour you'll never get back...

  • clearpoison
    clearpoison

    I wish you had nerve to go and pick up a chair and sit through this experience.

    CP

  • life is to short
    life is to short

    Way to go. Sounded like you did great.

    LITS

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