by Tatiana 13 Replies latest social humour
LOL Waiting,
Those were funny additions. We do have funny names here. I admit it...I have an aunt named Erline!
April, what part of S Carolina are you in? I have some family near Liberty. Also, I will email you a pic of both my boys, Dominic and Nicholas. Hey, I had to have something that went well with an Italian last name!
think41self
She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
Waiting--LOL That was so good!!! I can't believe someone here actually has driven through Andrawers!!(as my grandpaw used to call it)
The one horse town. When I moved to Chicago, it took 3 years to learn how to call soda---"POP." It still sounds funny!
The thing I really miss living up north?? You CANNOT get a damn glass of sweetened iced tea anywhere! You have to try to dissolve the suger and put in 9 packs before it gets sweet. In the South, when you order iced tea, it's SWEET!
You are so right about De Bordieu! My niece works there and says the same thing. No one will know what you're saying if you pronounce it correctly. Columbia is a little more sophisticated. I used to work in Cayce. I didn't meet a lot of Bubbas there.
I lived in Andrews for 16 years. I knew 4 Bubbas, 6 Juniors, and a guy that I went to school with was actually called Buger Cruise. My grandmother's name was Eula. Middle name Nevada. I named my son Dominic Nevada after her. I knew an Etra Vee, a Walleta Joy, an Emma Jean, a Bertha Sue. I knew a really large guy at the KH named Timmy, but everyone just called him "Hog." And he didn't even mind. He lived in Jamestown. Which is smaller than Andrews.
And no matter how hard I've tried, I can't get rid of my accent. So, screw it!
Think, I've heard of Liberty, but can't remember where it is. What's the nearest larger town?
April
If you bury the truth under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way.--Emile Zola, J'accuse
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Okay, here's some more, Tracy.....sorry!
You might be a redneck if...
There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup.
You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.
Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.
You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.
The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.
The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.
You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.
Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.
Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
April
If you bury the truth under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way.--Emile Zola, J'accuse
http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905
And for all the redneck Jedi members here.....LOL
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Jack Daniel's.
You think the best use of your lightsaber is picking your teeth.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without using the word "chicken".
You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side.. .it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.
You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home.
You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag.
More than half the droids you own don't function.
The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married.
You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
Your moonshine is made on a real moon.
You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
Sandpeople back down from your mama.
You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.
You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.
A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave.
You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.
You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.
You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.
You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem.
The Rancor monster refused to eat you.
April
If you bury the truth under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way.--Emile Zola, J'accuse
http://www.network54.com/Forum/171905
