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seven006

HS,

Bite me, I'm too young to join the old geezer brigade, but just in case, save me a seat next to the fire place. I like to warm my buns by the fire. A nice cup of cocoa sounds good too.

Venice? Who's Venice?

Dave

hillary_step

Dave,

Actually, I am just jealous. Being a little senior to yourself, lol, I have to inform you that as you get older, all the important bits shrink a little too!

Poor Larc.

HS

Amazing

Hey Andi:

Typically they do so with a fine Cuban cigar in one hand or glass of scotch or brandy, sharing a dirty joke or two.

Yes, a Churchill size Cuban Cigar with a Connecticut wrapper, and Johnny Walker Black Scotch ... a chair on the porch, warm summer evening ... ahhhh ... yes. Dirty jokes? I am a better listener to jokes ... when I try to tell them, I usually blow the punch-line.

seven006

HS

<<<I have to inform you that as you get older, all the important bits shrink a little too!>>>

What a relief! Now I don't have to spend all that money on an important bits reduction surgery.

Dave

Billygoat

Uncle TR - I don't think you're a delinquent at all! Just lovin' life hon!

OUTLAW -

Cousin Ven - I wish I had what it took to keep a tube top up. That exercise thingy you gave me isn't working at all!!!

Uncle Amazing - Johnny Walker Black? Aww! Come on! I figured you for a MacAllen or Glenmorangie man. Haha!

Dave - I forgot to write that you were the boyfriend that all of us girls are jealous of!

Come on you guys! Isn't there more to this family I'm not mentioning???

Andi

seven006

Awwwww come on Andi, don't try to make things up to try to make amends with me, it won't work!

OK, it works a little bit, but I'm nobody's boy friend, I'm going to be just a Dave for a while. If you weren't such a sweetheart Id never talk to you again. Well,...mayby not for at least an hour or so anyway.

Big hug ya little varmint,

Dave

WildHorses

Ummmmmmm, what about me? I am the sister that can't stop talking about sex. hehehe

I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.

ladonna

Lilacs,

Pssssssst!!!! It's the UncBruce thread that done us in

ROTFL..Ana

Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson

AGuest

BWAHHHHHHHHH!!! OMIGOSH! How absolutely funny!

And have you got ME 'pegged' wrong!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Aunt AGuest – the crazy, lovable aunt who always wore big flowered hats, gloves and kept her pet Pekingnese, Larry, in her purse.

Change that to jeans, sweater or T-shirt and lose the dog (I don't 'do' animals... SUPER allergic!), and you might be a tad closer. Also, my friends always comment on my purse(s)... can barely fit a wallet, let along a pekinese. I HATE large handbags... and my small frame couln't carry the weight of all one tends to put in them...

We thought she was crazy since she claimed to talk to God and spouted off scriptures whenever someone was having too much fun.

Ahh, but she likes to have fun, too! She just wanted ya'll to know and understand that 'religion' has taken ALL THE FUN out of serving God, with its pious traditions and doctrines that have absolutely NOTHING to do with God and Christ... or love.

Out of a generous heart, she faithfully gave all the children $5 for their birthday every year and tried to teach all of us kids the importance of memorizing scriptures.

Yeah, okay, $5... I mean, you guys were 'easy'. But memorize scriptures? Nope. Yeah, she shared a few with ya, but all she REALLY wanted to you memorize... well, learn... uh, KNOW... was love. That's it; that's all.

Oh, and Logical was actually her little sister who her father had after she had left home. She (Logical) was a little 'eccentric' because she grew up alone, being raised by quite 'elderly' parents - the father was 'ancient of days', in fact... and so was of a 'different' generation... as well as 'thinking'... as the rest of the family. But, Aunty AGuest NEVER 'argued' with Logical... in fact, they agreed on a great many things, which tended to irriate the rest of the family because they really wanted Logical to agree more with them... and she wouldn't.

Other than that, I think you 'nailed' the rest of the family just fine. Hugs and kisses to the cousins, uncles, sisters, brothers, yahoos, black sheep, and other sundry 'skeletons' that wish to remain 'in the closet'.

Peace!

"Aunty AGuest" (who is still a slave of Christ, even after all these years...)

bitter mango

Sister Bitter Mango – the sweet little sister who was a Daddy’s girl and she always had a smile that could light up a room. She was the youngest in the family; artistic, musical, emotional, a bit spoiled and almost always got her way, but never acted like a brat. Occasionally she would step on my toes (as most little sisters do) but I let her get away with it since she was so cute and lovable and doesn’t have a mean streak in her soul. She is usually hanging out with Cousin PeaceLoveHarmony giggling and wanting to tagalong with all of us older kids.

awww andi baby, that was so cute !

cool thread

glad you are feeling better sweetie

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