I just got my memorial invite

by twinkle toes 35 Replies latest jw experiences

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Yea Isaac,

    Jesus hair is mighty short, i'm just waitin' for him to be shaven now

    to be in line with the dress code. And have a satchel full of scrolls

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Haven't seen a jw go by my front window...yet.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    They'll be comin' round Josie, trust, you know it

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    They don't give invites to aposates! Shucks I can't tell them where to shove it!

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    I was never Baptised ,maybe I should let them dunk and d'fed me so they can leave me the heck alone

  • NVR2L8
    NVR2L8

    Just looked at my work schedule...surprise I am flying out of town that very morning...my wife surely will ask me if I will attend since my business trip brings me where my whole JW family lives...instead I wil have dinner with my daughter who is disassociated. First time in 53 years that I am not going to have the crackers and wine pass under my nose. In the last few years I was one of the servers...and I won't miss participating in the poorly rehearsed choreography of taking the dishes from table to pass it to the audience, back to the table, from the speaker passing it to the servers and to the speaker...back to the table...let do it one more time!

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