Ever since I've started posting here regularly, there has been upheaval, threats of leaving and threats of banning by many active contributors. People have spoken their minds and have been chastised; people have attacked others and threads have been locked.
Well, after reading my Bible, I've determined the cause of all this. Me. Mr. Falcon. I have angered God by coming here and there is only one thing to do. YOU MUST CAST ME OVERBOARD.
Now I realize that many of you don't want to see me thrown overboard, especially many of you female posters who are attracted to my witty charm and striking good looks, but this must be the only way to appease the Lord. So that's it, if I must be tossed into the angry sea so as to restore peace to JWN, then so be it. I love you all (except DJeggnog, he's an insufferable ass).........
DISCLAIMER: this thread was started soley as an excuse to use this photo. Good day.
