Oxymorons

by donny 22 Replies latest social humour

  • donny
    donny

    Below are some oxymorons that I find funny. Do you have any others to add?

    OXYMORONS

    Follow the Slave

    Act naturally

    found missing

    resident alien

    advanced BASIC

    genuine imitation

    airline food

    good grief

    same difference

    almost exactly

    government organization

    sanitary landfill

    alone together

    silent scream

    British fashion

    living dead

    small crowd

    business ethics

    soft rock

    military intelligence

    New York culture

    new classic

    sweet sorrow

    "Now, then..."

    synthetic natural gas

    passive aggression

    taped live

    clearly misunderstood

    peace force

    extinct life

    temporary tax increase

    plastic glasses

    terribly pleased

    tight slacks

    definite maybe

    pretty ugly

    twelve ounce pound cake diet ice cream

    rap music

    working vacation

    exact estimate

    Microsoft Works

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    Microsoft Works! Hahah

    -Sab

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    I had a good laugh at that one too. Here's mine.

    Scientific Creationism.

  • Violia
    Violia

    adult male

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    Reasonable Female.

  • DanaBug
    DanaBug

    daily miracles

    A sign on a church down the road from me: When you receive daily miracles, give God glory. Or something to that effect.

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    Jehovah's Witnesses

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    friendly teenager

    Syl

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    Smart Ass

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Everlasting Life

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