Remember the story of the Ark of the Covenant on the wagon and it started to fall and one of the men grabbed it so as not to have it fall on the ground and it's contents spill on the ground.....
What happened...Oh Yeah Jah Stuck him DEAD!! for touching it...
I remember the WTS saying it was disrespectful to have it on a Wagon....
So much for Slow to Anger LOL!
God's Slow to Anger
by charlie brown jr. 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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charlie brown jr.
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Mad Sweeney
God doesn't like it when you touch his junk.
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Yan Bibiyan
CBJr,
It was slow. He struck in about 2 seconds. From Jah's perspective, and we know he can break time down to picoseconds and beyond, he could have struck in about 10-20 nanoseconds. So yeah, what's your problem with that.....
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Igot2bme
Mad Sweeney-God doesn't like it when you touch his junk.
LOL!!!!!!
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Mad Sweeney
My guess is that with the ark, God was beyond fast, he actually struck preemptively by charging it up with electricity so that ANYone who touched it would die instantly. Nice guy, that Joe Hoover.
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snowbird
1 Chronicles 13:9-11 When they were at the threshing floor of Kidon, the oxen stumbled and Uzzah grabbed the Chest to keep it from falling off. God erupted in anger against Uzzah and killed him because he grabbed the Chest. He died on the spot—in the presence of God. David lost his temper, angry because God exploded against Uzzah; the place is still called Perez Uzzah (Exploded Uzzah). The Message Bible
See also 2 Samuel 6:6-9.
Syl
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DanaBug
From Jah's perspective, and we know he can break time down to picoseconds and beyond, he could have struck in about 10-20 nanoseconds.
Wait a sec...a thousand years is like one day to him. Wouldn't that make the time between touching his junk and getting zapped really, really, really fast?
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charlie brown jr.
Touch his junk MS LMAO!!!
YB. So yeah, what's your problem with that.....
Good point YB I forgot about that formula to determine " How was that in God's Eyes" LOL
Like When Jesus was dead for 3 days Jehovah must of been devastated cause it seemed like ....wait not even 1 second? If a Day in God's eye is a 1000 yrs in man's.
He really could sympathize with mankind when they lose a Loved One Huh?
LOL yes great minds
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DanaBug
Great minds and all that...lol!
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WTWizard
God claims to be slow to anger. Rather, he is slow to realize that he needs to treat people with respect, according to how he made them, before he can expect them to love him. Anyone that still loves Jehovah ought to get clear of religion and read the Old Testament without bias, then read about Jesus and see if the Jehovah in the Old Testament matches up to Jesus. And get the damn fluoride out of your water--anything that contains fluoride that is not naturally present is going to dull your perception of reality.
The real Jehovah is quick to anger, and is totally impossible to un-anger.
