Wet Dreams

by Beans 30 Replies latest social relationships

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    LMAO remembering my first wet dream ever.

    I was having sex with none other than...

    (drum roll please)...

    KRAMER!

    Off of Seinfeld!

    BHAHAHAHAHAAHHA. HA. ha. *wipes tear from eye*

    Too funny. Of all the people in this world...
    To this day, I just can't figure what it was about him
    that he took my 'wet dream virginity'. heehee

    SPAZ

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    LOL @SPAZ...

    That is hard to beat!!

    My first was with....John Travolta!!! In costume for GREASE!!! This was when he was still a Sweathog I can recall feeling his hair...it was stiff!

    I woke up sweating and realized I had changed in some way...

  • LDH
    LDH

    Well being of the thong Klass and the Kommando Klass (they get equal time)--Ill comment. I have never noticed that thongs have an effect on me.

    Other than being comfortable because I've got a REALLY nice butt, and the other undies just give me a wedgie.

    I thought when women have "wet-dreams" they are really referring to spontaneous orgasm?!?!?

    Yes, I am lucky enough to have this happen about 3-4 times a year and it's AWESOME. I haven't had to work a bit, LOL.

    Lisa

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    lisa, i seem to remember us discussing spontaneous orgasm or wet dreams before hehe

    i also experience this a few times a year and wow! really nice to wake up to that :)

    hmmm think i'll go take a nap now ;)

    ps lisa, yes i did IT and no IT doesn't hurt and yes i'll hold your hand when you get yours

  • COMF
    COMF

    The Youth book mentions wet dreams. I had the TM school talk on that chapter. I described them physiologically, explained why they happen, and assured the budding pubescents that they were natural, having been designed by Jehovah himself. I then encouraged them, if they had questions about this or any other aspect of puberty, to go to their parents or to any elder of our congregation for a discussion.

    I was quite serious at the time.

    COMF

    Then to the lip of this poor earthen urn
    I lean'd, the secret of my life to learn:
    And lip to lip it murmur'd--"While you live,
    Drink!--for, once dead, you never shall return."

  • LDH
    LDH

    PLH

    I AM GOING TO FRIGGIN SCREAM!!!!!!

    AAARRRRGGGHHHH no you did *not* get one without me!

    Lisa

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    lisa, please don't be mad!! i couldn't wait any longer........once i get an idea in my head, i just have to act on it. i'm sorry, please forgive me *begs at lisa's feet* ;)

    i'm telling ya though, you will LOVE it :)

  • Beans
    Beans

    Another great topic revived!

    Beans

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Mister Biggs: No, its where I keep my supply of condoms!!

    And this is how it all started!

    The Pope

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000
    ps lisa, yes i did IT and no IT doesn't hurt and yes i'll hold your hand when you get yours

    Hmm...

    lisa, please don't be mad!! i couldn't wait any longer........once i get an idea in my head, i just have to act on it. i'm sorry, please forgive me *begs at lisa's feet* ;)

    i'm telling ya though, you will LOVE it :)

    ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO! COME CLEAN (so to speak) - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, AND WAS THERE PIERCING INVOLVED???

    Even more importanly - ARE THERE PHOTOS AVAILABLE??

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