Found something really cute while cleaning out the garage ...

by troubled mind 12 Replies latest jw experiences

  • troubled mind
    troubled mind

    Our youngest never had much of a filter .....at the Memorial one year an elderly woman sat next to us . She was very thin with long stringy hair , long finger nails ,and wrinkly hands . Our son looked her up and down and then turned to me in a loud voice asked ,"Mom is she a WITCH ?"

    My butt did the slide down shuffle in the chair .

    He also went up to a old man smoking in front of Wal-Mart ,and told him he was going to die for smoking . In the store at Christmas time he saw a life size Santa cut out and yelled "Look MOM that's bad ! ...Right Mom ,he's BAD !! "

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    A couple of weeks ago our six year old granddaughter, while preparing for her bath, came out of the bathroom buck naked and announced loudly:

    "I'm going potty, I need privacy!"

  • darthfader
    darthfader

    When our daughter was probably 5, we took her to McDonalds for lunch and ordered her a Big Mac and a small fry per her request (happy meals were not her thing). Upon getting the big burger and small fries, she pulled a long french fry out of the package that was probably 5 or more inches long, held it up and proclaimed, "I thought I asked for small fries"...

    We still laugh at that...

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