Yayyyyy, Simon!!!
This site is dominated by Canadians, definitely Canadians.
Love to the missus,
AnneB
is this site dominated by americans and canadians ?
by the max 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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charlie brown jr.
So ....
What is everyone watching on the telly tonight....
I'm watching Crimanal Minds on A&E right now!!!
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moggy lover
S'truth! Blow me down and bugger me chops!! Can't unnerstan' a single bally word you bandicoots are mutterin. English? Ain't heard a single proper word yet. I mean if you blokes were dinkum* yew'd at least learn ter speak Stine* and talk proper, like.
Poms* o' course are a total loss with their plums in their gobs an' all, and Canadians? They doan speak the Queens Lingo, but at least they're family. We here in God's Own Land unnnerstan' - I mean stuck in yer icebox part o' the world - waddayah expect?
But Yanks? Just cause they gott lashings of splosh* and the nookleer bom they strut abaht as if'n they own the world. As a matter of fact, we do. Own it, I mean not the part abaht the bom. I got it straight frum the 'orse's mouth, me uncle Solli. He should know. He's servin time selling deeds to the world to Yanks. I bought 100 shares meself.
Nah. Not Yanks. We threw the buggers outta the Empah 'cause they refused to play God's own game - Cricket. I mean, a bloody stick slung over the shoulder? Lord Grace must be rollin in 'is grave.
Gimme good ole Strine and a billy* an' me an me mate Blue* can go waltzin matilda*.
Hey, Ethel, gettus another beer, pet, and you're doing a great job mowin the lawn, luv. I could help yer but it's me back you see? I gotta lie on the hammock and rest it, like. There's a bonzer* lass.
TRANSLATION:
Dinkum: Genuine, real
Strine: [Supposedly] Aussie English. A contraction of "Australian"
Poms: The English. The word has various derivations.
Splosh: cash, Lashings of: plenty of same
Billy: A tin container used for boiling water to make tea.
Blue: Name given to any red headed man in Aussie. Why "Blue"? It is the penchant for Aussies to talk in opposites. Hence, "lofty" is a small bloke, while a "curly" is bald. Hence "Blue" is considered the opposite of red.
Matilda: A swag, a backpack filled with necessities. To go waltzing matilda is to go walkabout.
Bonzer: Terrific! Smashing etc.
Cheers!
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SweetBabyCheezits
Max: Im new to this forum,
Hi, Max!
most topics up for discussion are USA centric, and thus for us Euro,s are boring, like whats on your TV chanels, WTF, who cares what your watching on tv,
I liked Mr. Bean but he isn't on TV anymore. What's up with that?
I dont come here to listen to that, either promote something intresting, or shut the hell up
I'm not sure how you say "egocentric prick" in European but I'd like to promote the idea that you kiss our collective North American asses and if you don't like the discussions on this forum, kindly GTFO.
Agape,
SBC
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sizemik
@moggy lover . . . good onya mate . . . got every word and they wuz all proper!
Dunno what's up north o the equater . . . anyway, I'm thinking of a holiday in Karratha . . . right now I gotta go "kill' a sheep
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freddo
This site was started by a Brit from Manchester who moved to Canada.
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Satanus
Canadians donimate, cuz weer smarter and funnier.
S
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nugget
I am British!!! Not European!!
We spent most of the last 5 centuries at war with various European countries (OK and amongst ourselves),but now recognise the economic advantages are working togther. But economic unity doesn't make a Brit, European.
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Heaven
are you french? just a guess
Now THAT's funny!
edited to add: I'm from Canada, too, eh.
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tec
Canadians donimate, cuz weer smarter and funnier.
And we're on top too ;)