After reading Kool-Aid Man's title for his thread about "TOTAL PANDEMONIUM" breaking out on Six Screens over Johnnie, and having a hard time believing he has the gall to use such an outcome to actually advertise why we should go to Six Screens and listen if we missed it, I figured that we could do better than Kool-AId Man and post some totally SENSATIONAL ways to advertise his website and phone conferences.
Stuff like this (only better and funny):
JOHNNIE THE BETHELITE IS ACTUALLY A GOVERNING BODY MEMBER'S SON.
RICK FEARON HOSTS SIX SCREENS THIS SATURDAY AND ADMITS TO BEING P.T. BARNUM'S ILLEGITAMATE GRANDSON.