We have two bantam hens who now seem to be in mourning. I guess he was just doing what roosters do - and I guess I was just doing what larger mammals do when roosters do what they do.
Jeff
Spear-chucker me?
by AK - Jeff 19 Replies latest jw experiences
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Black Sheep
Never too small. He would have spent the rest of the day in my smoker. A tasty treat for the great white hunter.
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AGuest
A tasty treat for the great white hunter.
You know? I mean, you know, if you HADDA kill 'im, dear Jeff (peace to you!), the LEAST you could'a done was made a bowl of soup to "honor" his small contribution to life you know? Then 'tol the kiddies it was "rabbit." And when they said, "Hey, tastes just like chikken!" you could'a said, "Yep, sure does!" LOLOLOL!
Peace... and remind me not to work in the garden with you!
SA, on her own...
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AnneB
The chicken was demonized so Gawd guided your hand. Did you happen to yell anything about Gideon's sword whilst chucking?
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Scully
You could always give him a burial at sea... seems to be fashionable lately.
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JRK
Nice throw! Kinda like the one I did on the woodpecker last year.
JK
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JRK
Jeff,
Get over it, animals piss us off a lot of the time. You are just human.
JK
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EntirelyPossible
Having had martial arts training, I know a weapon is just an extension of the body.
WTF, were you fighting Kung Fu Ninja chickens?
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Robdar
WTF, were you fighting Kung Fu Ninja chickens?
ROFLMAO!!!
That rooster was a bona fide bastard!
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OnTheWayOut
You didn't mean to do it, these things happen. Life goes on (.....well, for you- not for the rooster).
