Bible joke in the 7/15/11 WT (for nonChristians)

by SweetBabyCheezits 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • SweetBabyCheezits
    SweetBabyCheezits

    THE WATCHTOWER ? JULY 15, 2011 (p17)

    10 Paul’s warning about false stories is part of his first letter to Timothy, a Christian overseer who was charged with preserving the purity of the congregation and helping fellow believers to remain faithful. (1 Tim. 1:18, 19) Paul uses a Greek word that can refer to fiction, myth, or falsehood. According to The International Standard Bible Encyclopaedia, this word refers to “a (religious) story that has no connection with reality.” Perhaps Paul had in mind religious lies promoted by sensational tales or fanciful legends.*
    *For example, the apocryphal book of Tobit (Tobias), written about the third century B.C.E. and thus extant in Paul’s day, is full of superstition and absurd tales of magic and sorcery presented as truth.

    Let's see....

    • a talking snake
    • a talking donkey
    • half-demon/half-human hybrids who wreak havoc until a flood drowns them, along with any women, children who didn't board the giant wooden crate
    • a warrior who stops the earth's rotation
    • another whose strength is derived from his goldilocks, allowing him to rip young male lions in two
    • a man who splits an ocean, turns walking sticks into snakes, and is given two stone tablets while chatting with God on top of a mountain
    • a man who spends three days in a big fish spa, alive
    • a man who is born of a virgin, walks on water, makes insta-wine, and wakes the dead
    • etc, etc, etc....

    One can't help but wonder what "absurd tales of magic and sorcery presented as truth" the book of Tobias contains.

  • PublishingCult
    PublishingCult
    Let's see....

      a talking snake
      a talking donkey
      half-demon/half-human hybrids who wreak havoc until a flood drowns them, along with any women, children who didn't board the giant wooden crate
      a warrior who stops the earth's rotation
      another whose strength is derived from his goldilocks, allowing him to rip young male lions in two
      a man who splits an ocean, turns walking sticks into snakes, and is given two stone tablets while chatting with God on top of a mountain
      a man who spends three days in a big fish spa, alive
      a man who is born of a virgin, walks on water, makes insta-wine, and wakes the dead
      etc, etc, etc....

    Yes, but all THOSE things are REAL!

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    I love it!!

  • zoiks
    zoiks

    Pssh, don't knock it if it works, Cheeze. YHWH's publishers saw pure gold in those stories and haven't looked back. Tobit? Amateur stuff...just fan fiction, really.

  • serenitynow!
    serenitynow!

    How about the fact that the WT never even bothered to tell us what greek word they were referring to!!!? I find that most absurd!

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Great post SBC . . . I think it's joke for Christians / Non-Christians alike.

    I am yet to meet a "Christian" (outside of JW Land) who honestly believes that Adam and Eve really are the 6000 year old progenitors of the human race. Or, that the world was once entirely covered in water with a little wooden boat floating on it . . . from which all current life alighted.

    Most acknowledge it is allegorical . . . but has some moral purpose. JW's on the other hand, are adamant it is "historical fact" (!)

    But of course . . . I haven't met every "Christian" . . . no doubt there are plenty of other crazies out there

  • Scully
    Scully

    How about the fact that the WT never even bothered to tell us what greek word they were referring to!!!? I find that most absurd!

    Yes, it's downright OFFENSIVE!

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    ooh ooh the bears - don't forget the bears whipping out of nowhere to savage 40 kids for calling someone bald

    ooh ooh and a woman being turned into a pillar of salt for turning her head

  • factfinder
    factfinder

    Why didn't they say which Greek word it is? Very good question.

    But the wt says it so there is no need. If the wt says something it is 100% true and from God.

    Oh well.

  • DanaBug
    DanaBug
    If the wt says something it is 100% true and from God.

    Until it's not true anymore.

    Their own writings have had as much "superstition and absurd tales of magic and sorcery presented as truth" as the Bible has. And I'm not even thinking of prophecy.

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