How Would You Recommend Getting Rid Of Jehovah's Witnesses?

by minimus 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    ....at your door?

    My gf mistakenly took brochures/pamphlets and now they drop things in the doorway every week (at least).

    Any suggestions??

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Invite them in and ask them to please make a list of the last half-dozen or so Babylonian kings, along with the years they reigned. They'll go on their way and probably never come back. If they return, ask for the list. If they don't give it, don't let them in.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    You're hooped. They got a nibble on the line and nothing will deter them unless your girlfriend greets them with a sheaf of internet printouts.

  • undercover
    undercover

    pepper spray worked for Danny Haszard...

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    JW`s are willing to spend time and money..

    To drive into the wilderness,to stuff a pamphlet in my ranch gate..

    No one is safe..

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Print this off and ask them to explain it:

  • yknot
    yknot

    umm the 'DNC' list....

    We just had a long mention of it again during local needs recently......

    .........

    Cuz you know you want to: Invite them in and ask them to join JWN.....

  • What Now?
    What Now?

    Tell them you're a Satanist. Nothing scares a Jehovah's Witness away like a Satanist.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I told her she needs to FIRMLY tell them she requests they do not come back to her home and that she wants her address removed from their records.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Yup. Anything YOU do won't matter, 'cause they will think they have a fish on the line and an opposer besides. She has to do it.

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