Besides me, who's the toughest SOB here?

by sooner7nc 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Just trying to clarify the definition Farkel....interesting you should respond

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    " sooner7nc . . . those are just kidney stones . . . I piss them out all the time "

    Sizemik ,Sizemick,Sizemik I need a new Azz cause I just laughed my old one off

    " I hate to bust your Bubble

    but this isn't the first time I had a gun pointed at me.............."

    Alright Charlie Brown Jr. who's wife you tried to steal ????

  • viva
    viva

    If it weren't for the laws of physics, I would be unstoppable.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Ok. So the matter is undecided.

    I was the only nominee, though.

    Hey! I need my 15 minutes, too!

    Farkel

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    Low-Key Lysmith ain't no slouch.

    Thanks for the honorable mention, Snowbird.

    After all, I have been known to use a live rattlesnake for a condom.

    I have a 1911 .45 very much like like sooner's. Mine's a Springfield Armory. What's yours?

  • JRK
    JRK

    I am old, crusty, and don't give a f**k. Does that count?

    JK

  • KW13
    KW13

    who's the toughest sob here and then produces a gun class..

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Yeah KW13 no one has guns in England, bear knuckles here. Or socks with billiard balls in - a kind of home made nun chucker. Great stuff.

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    Well I've gotta be still in the running . . .

    After all, I'm constantly pissing out kidney stones . . . and I eat scrambled DJEggs for breakfast . . .

    Although, I'm no Son-of-a-Bitch. I love my Mother and she's a beautiful person. And don't me let hear any of you arseholes say different.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Don’t be fooled by the gladiator costume.

    I'm just a chocolate éclair - so be gentle with me.

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