I studied the paradise book, you may remember there was a whole chapter it in about the dream, the tree getting chopped down, time, time and half a time etc. Now i was very young ( but of course spirtualy mature (!) when i studied this but i remember seeing the person explain this doctrine to me and it was like...
" ok now you see this scripture here? well if you apply it to this totaly unrealated scripture way acrros the bible ( flick flick flick) and then cross reference it to this other unrealted part of the bible ( flick flick flick) then you will see that a "time" is x amount of years, and then if we look at this part of the bible ( flick flick flick) you will see that this botched up explaination must be to do with the dream in the origanal part of the bible that we were in ( flick flick flick) and if you go to this other unrealted scripture ( flick flick flick) you will see therefore that it is obvious that Jesus came in 1914, its all there crystal clear, how could anyone think otherwise!?"
And i remember thinking " youv'e just put together a bunch of random scriptures to make them say whatever you wanted... i could do the same with winne the pooh!" but of course i decided that this must just be me lacking in spiritual maturity, and i stayed quiet.
What was your reaction?
BTW ... just for fun...
" and winne the pooh did say unto piglet " as soon as kanga comes back from the 100 arce wood with the honey jar then shall we jorney to roo's sandy pit"... now if you cross reference this with another unrealted part of the adventures of winne the pooh you will see here it says " and Eyore did lift up his eyes and catch sight of the honey jar and he proceeded to say "oh no!"" ...now if we take the numerical value of the words "oh no" and apply them to the atomic value of honey we get number XXX... if we go to this other part of winne the pooh you will see it says " and they did venture forth to Christopher Robins house and to bed "goodnight winne the pooh" said Christopher Robin" ... now if we take the letters in "Christopher Robin" and divde them by the privous number xxx... you will see it is very obvious that christ came in 1914! and Jehovahs wittnesses most certainly have the truth!""