I'm guessing they'll have a Brochure for the public on how to inherit the imaginary kingdom. Maybe they'll have a kid with a baby dinosaur, and a flying pig in the background on the front cover. And maybe a book for parents how to dumb down their kids so less leave the borg. Otherwise looks like another boring waste of 3 summer days sitting and counting the time until the last prayer on Sunday before a drive home - glad I'll never attend these bore-fests ever again!!!
2011 "Let God's Kingdom Come!" District Convention Program
by witnessofjesus 62 Replies latest forum announcements
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ldrnomo
I'm sorry I'm going to have to miss this exciting thought provoking vital information. I'm sure it will be the best District convention ever. It will encourage all to greater works in service to Jehovah. This convention will be the one that convinces all in attendance to quit their jobs and start regular pioneering.
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Wild_Thing
I swear these programs are recycled! The message is so tired ... "My Kingdom is bigger than your Kingdom!" Yawn!
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baltar447
LOL, I can see the CONTROL here:
Are You Behaving as a Kingdom Citizen?
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JustHuman14
Wow, WT has gone nuts lately!!!
Perhaps we should make our own Apostate District Convention Program:
Why did we lied to you for the past 140 years!
Having sex at the time of the end is it appropriate?
Why did of our prophecies failed?
Will Sodomah and Gommorah resurrect?
Blinking Light is it confusing?
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witnessofjesus
Yes, maybe this website the 6 screens of the Watchtower makes perfect sense? http://www.sixscreensofthewatchtower.com/
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dozy
"All Ate and Were Satisfied"
"He Cured All Who Were Farting Badly"
Must have been the burritos!
Same old stuff - maybe there is (again) some new light on the dragnet - the WTBTS seem to revisit this prophecy every few years. Looks like some heavy emotional pressure on young ones on the Sunday afternoon with a talk & (doubtless) a tear jerking drama.
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jookbeard
almost tempted to go for that Saturday afternoon symposium.
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teel
So should young ones follow the GB's word or example on how to be "discreet"? The discreet slave is anything but, so follow their words, not their actions?
Too bad they moved the conventions to an other city, maybe I would have dropped in that Saturday afternoon symposium too - if I really had nothing else to do.
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punkofnice
FRIDAY - "The Kingdom of the Heavens Has Drawn Near" —Matthew 4:17 (Then it went away again after 1975 and the 'overlapping' foolishness!)
MORNING
9:20 Music
9:30 Song No. 5 and Prayer
9:40 Chairman's Address: Why We Need God's Kingdom to Come --OR--- (Oh, Jar-Hoover...please let it come. We've had 100% prophecy failure so far)
10:10 How We Know That God's Kingdom Will Come Soon --OR--(SOON!!! The magic word!!! -- Anyway. Who cares we've covered our bases with 'overlapping')
10:30 "We Must Enter Into the Kingdom . . . Through Many Tribulations" --OR--(Do more, do more, tire out, do more, give the FD$ your cash, do more)