So.... it was a Teen-Rex then?
ROWWWRRRRR.............it's Jehovasaurus Rex!
by Mr. Falcon 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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agonus
Iehovasaurus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum?
Jehovah so loved the world and Steven Spielberg he created the dinosaurs so that "Jurassic Park" could bring untold joy to millions and untold riches unto its director ;)
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undercover
Jehovah so loved the world and Steven Spielberg ...
wha? no love for Michael Crichton?
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DagothUr
Jay Hoover created dinosaurs so that they may become fossil fuel later and with that fossil fuel we could screw the planet as we wanted in the first place.
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Botzwana
Thanks so much for this topic! This has WIN written all over it. Witty replies the works. Good logic....I will be referencing this one for awhile. Wish all threads could be like this.
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sabastious
wha? no love for Michael Crichton?
I suspect that Michael, before he died, made sure his face was not one hundreth as recognizable as Spielburg. He understood the power of having money without too much fame. He was one of my all time heroes.
-Sab
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Morbidzbaby
The juvenile Tarbosaurus under investigation would have stood waist-high next to most men...
...and made of them a tasty snack... *bangs gavel* Next item on the docket, please, Bailiff...
Falcon: Hey yourself, hun! Great topic, I always enjoy stuff like this.
Regarding Radio Carbon Dating, I've tried telling my dad it's reliable, but he goes by what the WTBTS says... Thing is, it's only unreliable in certain circumstances. He still thinks that in "Paradise" all the continents will shift back to their original spots and form one landmass again. So maybe the Brontoblower will be brought back cause we're gonna need landscapers! Then again, with all the third-world countries accepting Da Troof nowadays, the Pair-of-Dice Earth will be filled with Jesuses to help out...That's probably why the GB is intent on working those territories now... Goodness knows the elders AKA Earthly Princes will need someone to landscape their mansion lawns! See? Jehovah is a god of ORGANIZATION! How HAPPIFYING! (And before anyone gets all sensitive, no I'm not a bigot or prejudiced...just politically incorrect lol)
tec, yeah the dinosaurs did evolve into something else... I think the Jehovasaurus Rex evolved into the Dodo and then went extinct... Goodness knows those who profess to worship the Jehovasaurus are a flock of Dodo's themselves...
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tallguy345
Young People Ask: Will I get to ride a dinosaur in Paradise?
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ziddina
"...And the whatever-they-call-Brontosauroses-these-days?..."
Apatosaurus...
Or - to be a wag - Apostatosaurus...
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ziddina
"....He still thinks that in "Paradise" all the continents will shift back to their original spots and form one landmass again. So maybe the Brontoblower will be brought back cause we're gonna need landscapers! ..."
Urk! If I recall correctly, the last time earth had a super-continent, the interior of that super-continent was nothing but a massive desert...
Oh Gawd!! I want this book!! But look at the PRICE!!!
