by CaptainSchmideo 11 Replies latest jw friends
Can I not go, and then hide for six months. Will my friends believe I got taken on Saturday?
If it really does happen, how embarrassed will the attendees be when they walk outside and find out that everyone else is gone, but they got left behind (and had to listen to a really boring talk on being encouraged to pioneer while all the excitement was going on outside?)
There's a side of me, a real twisted side of me that would love for Harold Camping to be right just to sling mud at the WT. Even if that means me dying too.
If I were still in, I'd be embarrased to have to go out in service on Saturday morning, or attend an assembly/convention. I might get identified with those rapture nuts.
But then, you have to think; maybe being in a group that is easily confused with whackos is evidence that something might be wacky about your belief system.
Leave your shoes, and some clothes that you normally wear in your front yard on Saturday (not sure about your underwear, I think God would want you to at least have those on when you get to the pearly gates). For effect, put a couple of pieces of dry ice in your shoes. They will let off steam slowly, and the JWs will think you were raptured.
Then you can follow through on your fade.
You are DEDICATED, George! Kudos!
If JWs are talking about this May 21st rapture, they will think that when it doesn't happen, that means JWs still have the truth!
Captain, you have a PM
SIAM
Wow I get spritual food and I get knocked out dead by a flying rock all in one weekend!
Thank you Jehovah!
I have been listening to "The world is ending soon" talk since I was in my teens..that's been 55 years worth now..glad I didn't lose any sleep over each "revelation"..
Snoozy
