Post-Rapture Supplies Needed (Cape Cod)
Date: 2011-05-19, 2:46AM EDT
The Rapture is this Saturday, and I will be one of the many left behind. When you go to heaven, you can't take your possessions with you. But those of us here - especially infants and children - will need what you no longer will.
I am offering free pick-up of supplies, real estate deeds, vehicles and animals, who will be given good homes and medical care. Your money will help those of us who are non-believers, but still compassionate, care for one another. We will need neonatal units for the post-Rapture care of infants born after the Rapture (this is still possible because conception is possible after Saturday.) We expect natural disasters and will need generators, fuel, food, shelter, etc. Many homes will be destroyed. We will need to shelter children and pets. We will need transportation. Please have deeds ready - keys are not enough. Man will still try to enforce earthly laws. By signing your assets over, you assure that truly evil people won't be able to take that shelter away.
The scope of supplies and resources needed is too large to list here. But, basically, you can't take anything with you. And by giving these possessions away, you will accomplish a lot. First of all, you prove your faith. If you hold on to your possessions because you aren't completely sure the Rapture is, indeed, about to occur, you will be taken as a non-believer. You will demonstrate compassion for your fellow man - especially children who, through no fault of their own, are non-believers. Remember: though some of us will not be accepted into Heaven, we are still decent people. We have just been misguided. Please help reduce our suffering. I know I will remain here, because I have not been a good Christian. However, I am generous, and I will share your resources because I refuse to watch anyone suffer. I do not expect to live in luxury. I expect to live in pain. You can reduce that pain. God will recognize your selflessness. And He can decide if he wants us to use your gifts for nutrition, medical care, shelter, etc. You have nothing to lose.
Please email for appointments. Slots are limited and end at 5:00 p.m. Saturday so that I may say my good-byes to those of my loved ones who will join God.
God bless you for your generosity. By putting your affairs in order, you will reduce looting, violence and the suffering of innocent children.
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Hey, I could use a quitclaim deed or two myself.