ROLL CALL...Who is Leaving earth tomorrow?

by LostGeneration 14 years ago 15 Replies latest 14 years ago jw friends

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  LostGeneration 14 years ago

  OBVES?

  Lars?

  Stop the Tears?

  If so, how are you spending your last day on earth?

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  sabastious 14 years ago

  If any of those three were ever found in the same room as Harold Camping I suspect they would go for the kneecaps first.

  -Sab

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  cantleave 14 years ago

  I'm staying for the looting!!

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  QuestioningEverything 14 years ago

  Going to heave sounds really fun, but I think I am going to stay around on earth awhile. My son graduates high school in two weeks .

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  Lunatic Faith 14 years ago

  Staying. I just started to live, why would I want to give that up?

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  unshackled 14 years ago

  Yes I'll definitely be leaving earth tomorrow. But by 'leaving' I mean drinking....and by 'earth' I mean beer.

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  freeflyingfaerie 14 years ago

  This is funny stuff

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  LostGeneration 14 years ago

  @cantleave- yes! All of us godless heathens are going to go ape $hit on the earth once the Christians leave

  @Questioning-Congrats to your son! That is worth sticking around for!

  @Lunatic- I hear you! I have too much living to catch up on after more than 3 decades a JW.

  @Unshackled

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  clarity 14 years ago

  Sure hope no witnesses show up, still thinking it's 1975 finally!

  I guess if you really believed this stuff, and sold everything and run up the credit cards, then when it doesn't happen ... you'd almost have to slit your wrists! lol

  clarity

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  No Room For George 14 years ago

  This reminds me of a black comedian on BET ComicView. He was going on about things that white people do that blacks wont, and he mentioned bungee jumping. He imagined three brothers with a spliff on the couch watching white people bungee jump on TV talking about, "man, this as high as we gon get."

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