44 minutes ago........

Simon

I was on my way but then it turned out they didn't accept air-miles so I decided to stay.
Found Sheep

I'm not here it took me! I'm so special!
Anony Mous

One of my family members was about to be raptured last night but they resuscitated her so now she's stuck I guess. She signed a do-not-resuscitate order after that but I think she might be too late.
Mary

It happened invisibly oh ye of little faith!!
OUTLAW

12 minutes left here..
I`m taking my Keg of Wine with me..
..................;-)...OUTLAW
moshe

Wait- Jesus has sent an angel just for OutLaw- he has a beacon at his place you can see from outer space!
--cause I hear even Jesus loves, KFC.
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Lunatic Faith

I'm attempting to rapture myself--one bottle of wine at a time.