by hamsterbait 110 Replies latest watchtower bible
So the invites with the statue image were created and designed to draw people's interest to the statue, particularly the toes... because the exciting New Light about the statue is that the toes quite literally mean... nothing in particular?
Do I understand this correctly?
Yes agonus you are understanding the situation perfectly.
So the invites with the statue image were created and designed to draw people's interest to the statue, particularly the toes... because the exciting New Light about the statue is that the toes quite literally mean... nothing in particular?
Do I understand this correctly?
LOL, bingo! 
Didn't care, but a funny read thread that so many former Witnesses card what was said.
Interesting that they release a Knorr-Franz retrospective DVD; they used to denigrate nostalgia because, as they loved to say "worldy people have nothing to look forward to, so they obssess over the past!" Their spiritual cupboard is looking pretty bare these days, if that's all they can offer.
So the 'King of the north' is NOT China?
Now there is some new light that Freddie would have been proud to dish up if he were still on earth. It's a shame he can't channel some of his wisdom to the GB 2.0 from his throne in heaven.
If there was an actual ToeJam & Earl-based religion, I might actually consider joining. The music and services would be absolute 16-bit funk heaven.
We went to the WBT$ 2011 District Assembly..
Now we know All about Toes!..
"We`re Toevah`s Witness`s!"
Bad Toes will be destroyed at Toemageddon!..
In the New System..
You can Walk on the Grass with No Shoes..
.......................
...OUTLAW
Well I'll be having a few hot dogs,beers and watching my Red Sox pummel the Houston Lastros down here around my convention time, which is always in July last I knew.
I must say, I never got why people got all excited about new publications. That,along with the whole: "Best convention ever" stuff.
Toes huh ?
Oh, and there was a drama today, comparing the trials of Joseph in Egypt to a young Witness in High School who gets slandered by a classmate on the internet. Hijincks ensue. Yawn.
Perhaps the Witness teen was accused on the Interwebs of having 9 or 11 toes!
