I found this on a purelanguage.net thread. What smug, bizarre, self-satisfied comments. It's sad that these folks don't realize how ugly some of the things they say (and apparently think) really are.
An excerpt:
"What I always wanted to do was get a big booktype thing. get it leatered bound, have it gold embossed with 'BOOK OF LIFE' on it. So when someone tells us they arent interested we ask for their spelling and their exact address. and start looking it up to scratch it out."
http://www.purelanguage.net/forums/showthread.php?s=9c83af3aa53cc000256214a7886a0210&threadid=838