...Should Jehovah`s Witness`s go from Door to Door?...

by OUTLAW 21 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Good Morning we`re Jehovah`s Witness`s and..

    We would like to Apologise..

    For being Jehovah`s Witness`s..

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    Should Jehovah`s Witness go from Door to Door,and Apologise?..

    ................... ...OUTLAW

  • JWJunky
    JWJunky

    Honestly if I could I would apologize to every return visit I ever had

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    JWJunky..

    We`re told by JW`s ..

    JW`s are the True religion because they go door to door..

    I`ve suggested to a few JW`s,they should go door to door and apologise..

    LOL!!..

    I`ve gotten some very odd looks..

    ................... ...OUTLAW

  • Nickolas
    Nickolas

    trap door to trap door?

  • believingxjw
    believingxjw

    Should anyone go from door to door? How about the girl scouts? Petitioners? Politicians? Salesmen?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL!!@Nickolas!!..

    Believing exJW..

    Should anyone go from door to door? How about the girl scouts? Petitioners? Politicians? Salesmen?.....believing exJW

    Sure..If you actually have something Legitimate to Offer..

    Girl Scouts sell Good Cookies..Yum!.

    And..

    Girl Scouts aren't afraid to tell you they are Girl Scouts,or tell you what they`re selling..

    What do JW`s have when they knock on your door?..

    Join our Religion or Die!..

    Come to our Assembly and learn about an Imaginary Statue`s Toes!..

    Sometimes Jehovah`s Witness`s come to your door,to tell you they are too busy to talk to you..

    WTF??!!..

    I don`t need someone I don`t know..

    To knock on my door to tell me they are too busy to talk to me..

    That`s just WatchTarded!..

    ................... ...OUTLAW

  • Knowsnothing
    Knowsnothing

    They should say something like

    "Hey, our message consists of 2% gospel, 100% destruction. Would you like to join? If you join now, we'll throw in a Circuit Assembly baptism in 6 months, and in another 6, you'll have forgotten all about it!"

  • believingxjw
    believingxjw

    Freedom of speech is a nasty thing.

  • Knowsnothing
    Knowsnothing

    @ believingxjw, how come?

  • believingxjw
    believingxjw

    Knowsnothing,

    Those in charge don't like to be disagreed with. It's just a human failing. And it is a failing found everywhere!!

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