Wherefor IZ ya'll, chile?? Ah bin lukin' 'n lukin' but ain't see hyd no hare 'o ya'll on dis heah b'od, latly! Ya'll ok owt 'der?? 'Holla!
'N az allwaz, da gratis 'o luv 'n piece t'ya'll, chile!
Yo sirvint, sistuh, 'n fella slav 'o de Lawd,
Miz Shebbie (from 'cross d'holler - ah kin heah Buk 'n Roy 'n d'bakgrownd singin'... "Whar 'o whar ar u tonite? Why did u leev me here all alon?"...)