To the governing body of jehovah's Witnesses....
The 100th anniversary of Jesus' taking the throne is 40 months away. This means you have less than 40 months to dazzle us with your verbal gymnastics and explain why Armaggeddon hasn't started yet. We realize that Freddy is no longer with us, so before releasing any "New Light TM " regarding 1914, please endeavor to be a lot more creative and make an effort NOT to insult our intelligence... (we now have more ways to call you out on your BS, so you'll need to really put your heads together on this). Surely you can pull this off within this 40-month time table. But don't even consider changing the definition of "generation" again since you already used up your last mulligan on this already early last year.
We'll be waiting... Again, please try to be a little more creative this time. Your time starts..... NOW...... Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc-Tic-Toc......