Show up at 09.20 ???
We don't even have our saturday-morning f..* at that our.
Regional Convention 2015 - Program
by Designer Stubble 47 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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sparrowdown
The only thing that prevents me from going - is not giving a shit. -
William Penwell
Jesus - Jehovah, so they replace one fairy tail with another fairy tail.
Seems like a big snooze fest to me.This would be my line up for Friday morning.
Friday Morning,
9:40 - Listen to a boring talk about Jesus.
10:00 - Doze off to sleep out of boredom.
12:00 - Wake up in time to hear the finale comments, song and prayer
12:15 - Lunch time and get ready for the next set of boring talks.
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William Penwell
I have my lapel card ready to go,
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
1:50 SYMPOSIUM: Imitate Jesus’ Use of Power
˙ Dear Young Ones
˙ Faithful Single Ones
˙ Precious Wives
˙ Loving Husbands
˙ Wise Parents
˙ Kind EldersShouldn't it be "Imitate Jesus' Use of Power by Dying at 33-1/2 Years Old"?
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Saltheart Foamfollower
One thing I like to do during symposia is to contemplate the original meaning of a symposium - basically a gathering of young men getting drunk and doing what young drunk men have always done. Being ancient Greece, this developed into (drunken) philosophical discussions with each one giving their view and hence to our current usage. Still, I like to see whether the borg symposium seems to have been written whilst drunk (weird or just plain crazy) or the morning after (angry). Pretty much everything falls into one of these categories (or even both)
SF
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William Penwell
at about this one, -
Crazyguy
Looks like a program from a non denomination church.
