I went to this business convention with my friend Lynnette back in April of this year here in Milwaukee...and boy oh boy did it remind me of a Jehovah's Witness convention. Except they didnt have a lock stock and barrel legalistic approach like the J-dubs have, but bascially same messaging in a different kinda of way. They clapped, but they actually yelled at the speaker on the stage (basically picture the arensio hall show X1000...lol) Woo-Hoo!! Yeeeeeeeah! I got 'LOVE BOMBED' also.
Well, my friend joined this internet business called TEAM and monavie (an Acai berry drink frpm the acai berry from brazil) is what they sell. The drink actually is pretty good. BUT SHE WANTS ME TO JOIN REALLY BADLY. I do want to get into a different type of business (a recession proof business) and she was telling me thats the way to go. They use christian principals in their business, and they quote bible sciptures 24-7. Basically I would have to put money towards the business in order to make it work for me. She told me the reason that she joined, is because she was very disllusioned with her job and the future in general (sounded very familar...reaching out for 'something better' like a group of people that I know) But I understand why she's doing what she's doing. She always tells me: My parents arent paying my bills (she's 45 and childless and single). Who's gonna take care of me BUT me. At the convention, they really play on your emotions, using the bible and family, and why its important for families to stay together (in my mind, I'm like OMG is this a juice cult???) LOL. They kept talking about how socialism is taking over this country and how OBAMA is gonna ruin everything, how this country is turning into a socialist nation. My friend keep calling me, wanting me to sign up, but my hypocritical J-dub parents tell me its a ponzi scheme(isnt that the pot calling the kettle black??). It made me think about the swingler guy from the cartoon family guy:
These are the drinks that I would sell if I were to join: