apparently there are more members than they have let us beleive. And sometimes the meetings go on and on and on. they don't even get to shave.
A recent gb meeting in the watchtower catacombs
by therevealer 14 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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jay88
btt
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Nickolas
Did you intend to start this thread in the Jokes & Humor category?
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blondie
Looks beards are in................
I think at one point the WTS fictitious GB had 18 members..........there is not a specific number like the LDS 12 apostles.
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Nickolas
I am wondering what John Clease is doing in this picture. With a fake beard, no less.
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Nickolas
And these two guys, what do you think they're up to? The guy on the left is saying, "hey, man, you told me there'd be chicks at this party" and the guy on the right is saying "I think I have fleas in my beard".
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Nickolas
"A central governing body helped to provide direction to the congregations, but they all looked to Christ as their one Leader."
Well, that's a big pile of happy horseshit. There's no GB in the Bible, oh gullible ones. Look for yourself. Besides, in the picture they're all looking at the bald guy at the end of the table, and everyone knows that Christ had a full head of hair. And long. Hippie-like. Not like the 50's style haircuts in the Watchtower and Awake! mags.
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Chariklo
The chap on the far right is looking out of the picture and saying, "Look, I've been here with this lot so long I've gone white and they still won't let me out!"
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baltar447
LOL, look at the OLD guy on the FAR right. He seems to be looking at us, the reader saying, "You DO realize that this is complete bullshit right?"
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Nickolas
And here I thought the old guy on the far right just blew a wet one and is wondering if anyone has noticed.