How can you spot an über-Witness?

dgp

Is there anything that would let you know, right away, that you're dealing with someone extremely witness?

Thanks.

White Dove

Their when you swear or say something against the WTS.

Their quickness to everything you say .

Their inability to things you say, do, listen to, watch, or associate with.

coffee_black

Brings a book bag to the hospital when his non jw daughter has emergency heart surgery. Thought he was going to get to influence the dr.

Then emailed all his jw friends that I was undermining his efforts to get her back into "the truth". He unwittingly copied my non jw son with the email.. son gave him what for...made him apologize to all the recipients of the email...and retract his statements about me.

My x.... ya gotta love him

Coffee

Rocky_Girl

The reek of desperation on their breath when they think you might be receptive to their message. The look of ecstasy in their eyes when they mistakenly think that the big J has "opened your heart" to the truth again.

thetrueone

Stupid forced grin on their face.

MrFreeze

Cheap suit and a book bag.

Terra Incognita

The women walk with a confident, alpha female posture. Seriously.

av8orntexas

The sit in the middle of the break room 'reading' the bible at work. Or worse highlighting the watchtower like a few brothers at my job do. Thinking that people REALLY are watching them and care.

bottleofwater

Holding magazines while asleep on the ferry.