I've always had a penchant for sweet and sour prawn balls!
I didn't know prawns had balls.
The Cookie Doesn't Lie !
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 34 Replies latest social humour
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sizemik
I didn't know prawns had balls.
Yup . . . 2 . . . one sweet . . . one sour
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
... and prawn balls are really, really small. But they're bigger than shrimp balls!
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OnTheWayOut
The old "in bed" added to the saying on a fortune cookie trick.
Well, enjoy it.
Here's some examples of how you should always add "in bed" to the end of anything read from a fortune cookie.
A certain someone will appear who could enhance your life in bed.
A companion is an added strength in bed.
A distant romance will begin to look more promising in bed.
A friend will be important to you & your forthcoming success in bed.
A girlfriend is like a bottle of wine, and a wife is like a wine bottle in bed.
A good reputation is something to prize and cherish in bed.
A man with brown eyes has a surprise for you in bed.
A new chapter in your life is being written in bed.
A newcomer in your life is becoming more important in bed.
A partnership shall prove successful in bed.
A personal relationship will become more fulfilling in bed.
A pleasant surprise is in store for you in bed.
Unplanned activities will be the most satisfying in bed.
Welcome affectionate gestures from friends or lovers in bed.
When time permits, your personal life will be exciting in bed.
You always know when to be kind and when to be assertive in bed.
You can be lucky today regarding your creative talents in bed.
You have the ability to touch many people in bed.
You shall soon achieve perfection in bed.
Read more: http://www.joe-ks.com/Fortune_Cookies_In_Bed.htm#ixzz1Q1z8cf2n -
sizemik
... and prawn balls are really, really small. But they're bigger than shrimp balls!
Weeding out the females can be tricky . . .
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Dang, only 2 days left and me with no prospects for an enchanting evening this full moon.
And I've been working out, too.
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undercover
Mabye if you lose the glasses and get a new suit...
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shamus100
You can always kiss the monkey if all else fails. Problem is, the internet doesn't count.
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Found Sheep
wow you still go to assemblies?! Good like with the cookie prophecy
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mummatron
Maybe you wind up watching South Pacific...in bed. Some Enchanted Evening that would be! *wah, wah, wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*
*groan*
Sorry, I know, that's awful! I couldn't resist it. Seriously though, ya never know what might happen. Good luck!