Do the part and say something like, "This is the offer for the month. This this states the fact about the spiderweb and the jet. Now, remember brothers and sisters, that the wise and loving FDS has retracted this statement. So be sure to point it out to the householders as you make your placements." Or something to that effect.
Edited to add: I didn't read all the posts. (oops) Sorry if this suggestion has already been given.