I came across this little tidbit on the facebook page of a Regular Pioneer. True, JDubs aren't supposed to be on facebook, but what she put as her employment was rather interesting.
"Employer - Jehovah
Regular Pioneer ยท Sep 2009 to present
Spending an average of 840hrs a year teaching persons the bible,teaching persons ASL ,listening and giving scriptural advice on personal problems,telling idiots to enjoy the rest of their day,encouraging others,being always prepared for impromptu assignments and HAVING SATISFYING FUN!"
Wow! And you claim to teach persons the Bible .... that Christ-like spirit is so overwhelming!