MANINTHEMIDDLE - yeah, it's like you need to pinch yourself to make sure it's real....
MRQUICK - I remember my mom throwing out all her aluminum pots!
HOSER - Idiot is the word. The overseer is supposed to actually look over the assignment and make sure it's age/circumstance appropriate. Most just let the computer mindlessly spit a list out. They couldn't be bothered.
PROCESSOR - Love your suggestions, esp. the "Life of Brian" one... gotta watch that again. I'm also an ex School Overseer. It was really a good match for me - I liked it because it was kind of scholastic-ish... Unfortunately most of the students RESENT having to give talks which is pretty SAD.
NO ROOM FOR GEORGE - yup, it is the real deal, no kidding.
HONESTY - Time Vampire is the word! I think that's what most of the entire 'spiritual' program is about.