Fire service - riiiiighhhhht! No need for that since everything will be fireproofed. Sheesh!
More weird JW FB conversation
by serenitynow! 31 Replies latest jw friends
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serenitynow!
Yeah, it's totally magical thinking! And no one can give me an answer when I ask what if you don't want to be a farmer? In a way, I think this is part of JW superiorty- it's like some of them are saying "yeah, you doctors think you're hot stuff now, but you won't even be needed in Paradise!"
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NewChapter
LOL. Disney employees, cheerleaders, professional athletes, Jedi Knights, Storm Troopers, dragon hunters, wizards, vampire slayers, exorcists, psychics, Christian Science practitioners, knights in shining armor, clippers, drug mules, conservative right wing radio hosts, fox news, chalkboard manufacturers, bounty hunters, reality show stars, ufo hunters, conspiracy theorists, strippers, sandworm riders, insect wranglers, light sabre manufacturers, junk yard dogs, cookie monsters, and silver bullet manufacturers.
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Bella15
So much speculation, assumptions .... the bible says: God will make everything new, that HE will make new heavens and new earth ... that's the problem with that religion, they speculate, assume SO MUCH ... they love GOD for what HE "will give them" NOT for what HE has done for them already.
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ziddina
"tabacco"...
Well, I can see that they've already eliminated school teachers... [damn sticky keyboard!!]
"shops for fishing"...
Whaaaat?? No more smoked salmon? How about oysters or clams???
"porn"...
Really? With all those resurrected ones who WON'T be allowed to marry???
"garbage men... garbage collecting..."
Uh, yeah, sure... Just like there won't be a need for sewage disposal services or septic tank pumps - 'cause their sh*t will be so 'holy' that it won't stink!!
Okay, this one is CLASSIC!!!
"Staying in shape is for imperfect people..." !!!
LOL at the replies - esp. Billy's comment about
"...Wait, didn't an old Watchtower declare that perfect people wouldn't poop? I guess their butts will just become another bellybutton..."
But Honesty, I like poking sticks at self-delusional twits...
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skeeter1
No one said, "Window Washer" or "Floor Cleaner" or "Janitor?" I guess those will be the longest living profession - living into eternity.
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Free!!
Reading this post, made me want to throw up... bunch of stupid people... i cant believe i was one of them... :S
I mean seriously, i was one of those who also said "paradaise sounds boring" i am a city girl, i do not want to farm, hell no!!! and i got the same exact answer as serenity "u'll get use to it"... c'mon i thought the new world was about us being finally happy.. happiness for me involves cars, electricity and a no manual labor!!!
Bunch of idiots!! grrrrrrr
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NewChapter
I would miss hot dog vendors, street musicians, public transportation, major libraries, rib fests, kickass free concerts, multicultural restaurants (not talking taco bell), corner stores, different languages, freaky clothes---that's what my city is like. I don't get that in the surrounding farmland. I would be miserable.
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Paralipomenon
I like the way they think they'll have electricity for lights and modern comforts.
Get used to candlelight!
Fridge? Nope.
Given that they think there will be a water canopy that will do away with winter, they will never have a cold drink again.
Who will mine for metal deposits? Who will smelt and form the metal? Who will make glass for their windows? Paper for their books?
If things go back to Eden. There will be no homes, or beds, or clothing. Mankind would be nothing more than sentient wild animals living off of berries and plants.
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Kenneson
Someone please tell me that there will be NO Watchtower Society nor its literature to study. LOL